Prophets and the Saving Grace

In my Kingdom there is a band called the Wifebeaters. They are what happens when Jewish Conspirators, the KGB and la Cossa Nostra meld maniacal minds together to make manic mania. It hasn’t occurred yet to the Kingdom of Everyone that these non-violent Wifebeaters have come to save music from the evil demons of the current music industry. In fact, the legendary Beatles and Bob Marley were sent as prophets to herald the Wifebeater coming.

I even have proof. The Beatles knew about the Kingdom of Del, and they sang about its King.


He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plansfor nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

And so there you have it.